<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:00:20.361-08:00</updated><category term='Mammoth meat'/><category term='Joe'/><category term='Tokyo Decadance'/><category term='infrared'/><category term='is it weird that I don&apos;t find any of this to be weird'/><category term='too much free time'/><category term='weirdness'/><category term='Don&apos;t stop me now'/><category term='Lolita'/><category term='surprisingly low horror value'/><category term='gnosticism'/><category term='mayonnaise'/><category term='Christon Cafe'/><category term='ladyboy ninja'/><category term='new half'/><category term='Shinjuku'/><category term='Shiso'/><category term='pole dancing'/><category term='Cerise'/><category term='Joe Vs Japan'/><category term='Sisen'/><category term='nightmare foods'/><category term='bonk&apos;s adventure'/><category term='scallops'/><category term='Fine Dining'/><category term='mystery school'/><category term='iphone'/><category term='primitive snacking'/><category term='strange diets'/><category term='Halloween'/><category term='amazing use of mario world'/><category term='sweet round cakelike things'/><category term='Pepsi'/><category term='nobody screamed &quot;you donkey&quot; at me and I was kind of disappointed'/><category term='Goth'/><category term='cake'/><category term='photos by 将軍'/><category term='Doughnuts'/><category term='or is it?'/><category term='Snacks'/><category term='interesting drink flavors'/><category term='Angelic Pretty'/><category term='International Pole Dance Fitness Championship'/><category term='Gordon Ramsay'/><category term='Wendy&apos;s'/><category term='otherworldly horror'/><category term='chips'/><category term='not that kind of lolita you perv'/><category term='jesus'/><category term='Club Scene'/><category term='pork buns'/><category term='parties'/><category term='scariest guy in the world'/><category term='pig pork bun'/><category term='lolita fashion'/><category term='body'/><category term='jesus body'/><category term='lard lad be damned'/><category term='QR codes'/><category term='cute food'/><category term='Cyber'/><category term='lovecraftian cosmic horror'/><category term='this guy'/><category term='who is that handsome devil?'/><category term='No really'/><category term='not your mom&apos;s communion wafer?'/><category term='Queen'/><category term='donuts'/><category term='nightmare creatures'/><category term='Japan'/><category term='Tokyo'/><category term='monsters'/><category term='cute horror'/><category term='pork bun massacre'/><category term='old fashioned'/><category term='cute yummy time'/><category term='Mario'/><category term='iphone 3GS'/><category term='Conrad Hotel'/><category term='bizarre disclaimer'/><title type='text'>Joe VS Japan</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>22</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-127224766593801121</id><published>2010-06-28T22:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-28T22:22:33.166-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It's getting to the point where I should just change the name of this blog to "unusual stuff that Pepsi produces in Japan", however they make it so easy that I have no other option but to post about it.&amp;nbsp; Anyway, today we have the Pepsi Strong Shot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/c773c2d0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/c773c2d0.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The Strong Shot is essentially Pepsi with a whole lot of caffeine in it. It's only 190ml but apparently the extra caffeine and extra carbonation make up the "Strong" part.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The carbonation is apparently so extreme that the big yellow warning at the top demands a 15 second rest time before the can can even be opened.&amp;nbsp; That's vague though. Is that 15 seconds from moving it? 15 seconds from buying it? 15 seconds from thinking about drinking a lot of caffeine? The world may never know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The taste is pretty much just like Pepsi though. In all honesty I would have preferred a Coke Strong Shot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-127224766593801121?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/127224766593801121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2010/06/its-getting-to-point-where-i-should.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/127224766593801121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/127224766593801121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2010/06/its-getting-to-point-where-i-should.html' title=''/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-7365463018867242180</id><published>2010-06-23T00:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-23T00:47:11.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>It's summer and of course summer in Tokyo brings a lot of things with it. Ridiculous heat, even more ridiculous humidity and of course a new, bizarre flavor of Pepsi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In previous years we've had Cucumber Pepsi, White Pepsi, and Azuki Pepsi to name a few.&amp;nbsp; This year, the flavor hasn't strayed much from the same path as the ones above (ie. unusual). We have the flavor of the summer: Baobab.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/918e0bb5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/918e0bb5.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Baobab is a kind of African tree that produces fruit. I am not sure if the flavor is supposed to be the flavor of the leaves, which are used in soups or eaten raw, or if the flavor is supposed to be of the fruit which has a variety of uses (including making cream of tartar apparently).&amp;nbsp; The flavor is good though. It's kind of like a less strong version of ginger beer but with a slightly different spice set going for it.&amp;nbsp; I don't know how else to explain it.&amp;nbsp; It's kind of sweet yet kind of spicy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/75956f10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/75956f10.jpg" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The packaging has a kind of African motif going on.&amp;nbsp; Actually the text in Japanese refers to the cola's "African Motif" as well as it's abundance of refreshing flavor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is actually a pretty good cola. I would normally drink this if it were always available as a "something different" alternative to ginger ale.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-7365463018867242180?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/7365463018867242180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2010/06/its-summer-and-of-course-summer-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/7365463018867242180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/7365463018867242180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2010/06/its-summer-and-of-course-summer-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-6934453921193293017</id><published>2009-12-08T22:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T22:32:25.408-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='not that kind of lolita you perv'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Angelic Pretty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lolita'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christon Cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos by 将軍'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lolita fashion'/><title type='text'>A sea of pink, white and black.</title><content type='html'>Over the weekend at the Christon Cafe in Shinjuku, Lolita fashion brand Angelic Pretty held a tea party for lolitas.  Basically this is a cake and tea kind of party for their customers.  I was not there or obvious reasons (not a big enough pink frilly dress to fit in), but I was able to get a few pictures from an inside source.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First we have a shot of the madness:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Sx9ChAvtJ7I/AAAAAAAAADM/9r-kJkRIE0E/s1600-h/ccl1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 254px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Sx9ChAvtJ7I/AAAAAAAAADM/9r-kJkRIE0E/s200/ccl1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413118412025833394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It's lolitas for as far as the eye can see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I mentioned, this was a tea party for lolitas, of course, what kind of lolita tea party wouldn't have a cute cake to go with the tea?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Sx9DWCOq9QI/AAAAAAAAADU/Ip-tc4ExtkY/s1600-h/ccl2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Sx9DWCOq9QI/AAAAAAAAADU/Ip-tc4ExtkY/s320/ccl2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413119322957214978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Apparently there were 100 of these cakes made especially for the event.  They aren't normally on the Christon Cafe menu so anyone who wants one will either have to make a special request or go without. Sorry fans of cute heart shaped shortcake.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-6934453921193293017?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/6934453921193293017/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/sea-of-pink-white-and-black.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6934453921193293017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6934453921193293017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/sea-of-pink-white-and-black.html' title='A sea of pink, white and black.'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Sx9ChAvtJ7I/AAAAAAAAADM/9r-kJkRIE0E/s72-c/ccl1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8718894562842390936</id><published>2009-12-03T21:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T21:51:16.158-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pole dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christon Cafe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='is it weird that I don&apos;t find any of this to be weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shinjuku'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='International Pole Dance Fitness Championship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ladyboy ninja'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new half'/><title type='text'>International Pole Dance Fitness Championship</title><content type='html'>Last night after work I took the train directly into Shinjuku for the International Pole Dance Fitness Championship.  I was invited by a friend and got a discount so, even though I had little real interest in going, I gave it a shot and went.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I arrived with a few friends to find a long line outside of the venue, the Shinjuku Christon Cafe (I swear they don't pay me to mention them in every other post, it's just that lots of stuff happens there). We eventually got inside and while everyone else was putting things in a coat check I talked to one of my friends who was working there and I got a booth and started ordering food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was eating with one other person for the the first few performances so I didn't get to see any of the show, though there was a brief but loud "USA!!", "USA!!" chant after one of the US performers went.  It was like stepping into a wrestling show or a teabagger cavalcade or whatever it is you call a group of those people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After finishing dinner, I watched a small portion of the pole dancing. It was pretty impressive in terms of what was going on. I mean hanging off a pole horizontally is no small feat. However, there is really only so much you can do with pole dancing. There's a pole, you can climb and spin and hang and that's about it for using the pole. What some people can do is pretty amazing but not 3 hours of my attention amazing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means that I ended up back in the dining area with some other people while most of the event was going on. I did occasionally pop my head out of the dining area and even went out and talked to a few other friends during the performances but for some reason I can't recall seeing much in terms of pole dancing.  I  saw some kind of cliche unattractive singing going on, then I saw a Taiko performance and even an appearance by the New-Half Ninja doing the New-Half Ninja show. (Have I ever mentioned what a new-half is? It's basically a half-op transexual or in other terms a ladyboy. The new-half ninja is a ladyboy ninja.) Not so much pole dancing though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The crowd was kind of weird and seemed to consist of mainly businessmen, foreign businessmen and girls who looked like they were fans of pole dancing. It wasn't the normal crowd that I am used to for events so I didn't really know many people. I did run into some friends though so that was good. The food, as always was good, and I had a good time of it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8718894562842390936?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8718894562842390936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/international-pole-dance-fitness.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8718894562842390936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8718894562842390936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/international-pole-dance-fitness.html' title='International Pole Dance Fitness Championship'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-444632042142874679</id><published>2009-12-01T16:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T16:06:52.704-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='too much free time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amazing use of mario world'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Queen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mario'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Don&apos;t stop me now'/><title type='text'>Don't stop mario now!</title><content type='html'>Found this on another site and felt that it was sufficiently awesome enough for a repost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bTo-wFfIXKo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bTo-wFfIXKo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, this is Queen's "Don't stop me now" played via a Mario World hacked rom. Not only that, it's all four parts played simultaneously.  I've seen a few of these types of videos before but none have been quite this impressive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people, when they have too much free time, are prone to awesomeness.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-444632042142874679?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/444632042142874679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/dont-stop-mario-now.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/444632042142874679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/444632042142874679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/dont-stop-mario-now.html' title='Don&apos;t stop mario now!'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8177423678916817956</id><published>2009-12-01T00:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T00:39:36.114-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='this guy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='who is that handsome devil?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo Decadance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scariest guy in the world'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><title type='text'>Tokyo Decadance Halloween special</title><content type='html'>Sorry I've been a bit busy as of late and haven't really had a lot of time or energy for posting.  That is unfortunate really because I'm sure I had some good stuff to talk about that I have long since forgotten.  I should take notes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, a video featuring me at the Tokyo Decadance Halloween special is up on youtube made by my good friend over at Telemak Films.  You can check it out below:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wiFx0lB94Yo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wiFx0lB94Yo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find the creepiest guy in the video, that's me!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8177423678916817956?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8177423678916817956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/tokyo-decadance-halloween-special.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8177423678916817956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8177423678916817956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/12/tokyo-decadance-halloween-special.html' title='Tokyo Decadance Halloween special'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-4671406670768411541</id><published>2009-11-10T20:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T22:16:12.760-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gordon Ramsay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Conrad Hotel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cerise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fine Dining'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nobody screamed &quot;you donkey&quot; at me and I was kind of disappointed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><title type='text'>Michelin Star Dining: Cerise by Gordon Ramsay</title><content type='html'>So not everything I write about here has to be weird of wacky or sub-culture related.  I mean, I do other things beyond hanging out at the convenience store or dressing as a zombie sex goat or whatever it is that I'm normally doing on weekends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This post is a pretty standard, non-wacky thing that I did.  I visited Cerise by Gordon Ramsay, the newly Michelin starred fine dining establishment here in Tokyo.  Gordon Ramsay actually has two restaurants in Tokyo, Gordon Ramsay at the Conrad and Cerise by Gordon Ramsay (also at the Conrad but whatever) but Cerise is the less expensive of the two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my dining companion and I opted for the course menu which is a three course dinner with an option at each course.  For sampling purposes, we got every option so that everything could be tried.  I'll review the meal course by course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the menu listing for the first course:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-22.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 798px; height: 421px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-22.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Click on the picture if it's cutting off for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are pictures of the dishes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-26.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-26.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This one is obviously the goat cheese and fig salad.  I only sampled this one but it was light and flavorful as well as having a nice contrast between the cheese and the sweetness of the figs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-25.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-25.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is the ox cheek.  Readers of this blog will note that it looks similar to the Mammoth snacks I posted in a different entry. The taste however what a million times better than those.  It was a nice savory flavor intertwined with the saltiness of the bresaola. The horseradish cream was actually very subtle in flavor considering the strength of horseradish in general.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second course menu:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-23.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 800px; height: 335px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-23.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;here are shots of the dishes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-28.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-28.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is the sea bream.  Actually, I am not a fan of fish in the slightest but I gave this a try just to test if the magic of fine dining could fix my hate of seafood.  Nope.  Everything that wasn't fish tasted good though but the fishy-ness which wasn't overpowering was still too much for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-27.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-27.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is the lamb, which I ate. It was spectacular. The lamb was extraordinarily tender and didn't really require a knife for cutting. The bacon and braised lentils rounded out the flavors quite well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Final course was dessert, which I forgot to take pictures of before eating so the ones below are half eaten.  Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dessert course menu:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-24.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 799px; height: 342px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-24.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The desserts, in their half-eaten state, look a bit like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The tiramisu is essentially an ice cream dessert with various toppings.  It was actually quite good.  I don't like espresso so I didn't sample it with the topping but the ice cream was delicious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-30.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-30.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;What I ate was the apple dessert.  It was bavarian cream, which is delightful but I wasn't overly impressed with the ultra strong sour apple flavor of the crushed ice on top.  It wasn't bad at all but it probably could have served the overall flavor better if it used some kind of fresh apple instead.  Just my opinion though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, the dinner was great.  The restaurant itself was relatively empty and the staff was very attentive and helpful.  The cost per person was about $60, not including drinks (expect to add a lot more if you drink a lot) which makes it not terribly expensive in terms of fine dining. I'd recommend a visit if you are into delicious food in a high class atmosphere.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-4671406670768411541?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/4671406670768411541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/michelin-star-dining-cerise-by-gordon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/4671406670768411541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/4671406670768411541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/michelin-star-dining-cerise-by-gordon.html' title='Michelin Star Dining: Cerise by Gordon Ramsay'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8708895217704719202</id><published>2009-11-04T18:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T20:18:29.348-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wendy&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='No really'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='old fashioned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Doughnuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surprisingly low horror value'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweet round cakelike things'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lard lad be damned'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='donuts'/><title type='text'>A single tasty doughnut</title><content type='html'>Where I am from, doughnuts are serious business in all aspects of that meaning.  There is an unexplainable glut of doughnut shops in town (though admittedly they are mostly a bizarre cluster of Dunkin Donuts within walking distance of each other). However, there are many other options for doughnuts, mostly of the chain shop variety.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since being in Japan, doughnuts don't quite have the same level of clout as they do where I am from but, that being said, there are options.  The largest by far being Mister Donut, which serves up the standard range of donuts you would expect at any chain doughnut shop. There are others though. There is the wildly popular Krispy Kreme that still manages to constantly have a line despite being open for years now. There is also the overly expensive and far too heavy Donut Plant which tends to be greasy for some reason. There are even Japanese type donuts that are given Japanese flavors like miso or green tea (the actual cake however is essentially castella in a ring shape and not really a donut).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I think I have found an unlikely source for a great doughnut.  Actually we aren't talking your specialty doughnuts like Boston Creme or whatever, we are just talking about a plain, old fashioned, home made style doughnut that is not greasy and tastes great.  The unlikely source of this doughnut? Wendy's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, the fast food restaurant Wendy's. They have a doughnut on their 99 yen menu and it's just a plain doughnut (with the option for sugar or cinnamon) that comes incredibly close to home made, non-chain store style donuts (despite their obvious pre-made shape).   Here is a pic:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-19.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-19.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This one is with a cinnamon topping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It sounds like a weird suggestion for doughnuts but so far, if you want a plain, no frills yet deliciously homemade seeming doughnut in Japan, Wendy's is your best choice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Personally, I'm a Krispy Kreme fan all the way but occasionally, when the mood for a quality old fashioned doughnut arises, I'm bound to be at Wendy's.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8708895217704719202?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8708895217704719202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/single-tasty-doughnut.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8708895217704719202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8708895217704719202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/single-tasty-doughnut.html' title='A single tasty doughnut'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-3504654193130862553</id><published>2009-11-03T16:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T16:39:36.714-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute yummy time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute food'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pig pork bun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute horror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pork buns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pork bun massacre'/><title type='text'>Pig Pork Buns</title><content type='html'>It seems to be the ultimate goal of any Japanese company to make things as cute as possible.  Some companies take the easy way out and just slap a hello kitty on the pink version of their product (I'm looking at you television, microwave and dildo producers!!) while others go to ridiculous lengths to find that just right amount of cuteness that will get people to buy their product.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, food is no exception. There is practically a cottage industry of cute patterns and cookie cutters for bentos.  All types of classes and groups for the betterment of bento cuteness and food display. This has even translated over to western food, where my friend &lt;a href="http://www.lacarmina.com/"&gt;La Carmina&lt;/a&gt;, who is a million times more popular than me and rightly so, has produced a book about cute foods with a less Japanese flair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where is this going? To the convenience store obviously. Wait, that's where I was going when I found this entry into the world of cute food:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDLv37d6tI/AAAAAAAAAB8/K-G1-enLLtA/s1600-h/iPhoneUpload-16.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDLv37d6tI/AAAAAAAAAB8/K-G1-enLLtA/s320/iPhoneUpload-16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400039976544889554" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is is Pig Pork Bun. Very meta. It's a pork bun, which, for those who don't already know, is a kind of steamed bread that has a filling of pork and vegetables (although there are other types as well). This one, filled with pork, is decorated as a pig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDMREjdB3I/AAAAAAAAACE/yOVHHH6v-vA/s1600-h/iPhoneUpload-17.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDMREjdB3I/AAAAAAAAACE/yOVHHH6v-vA/s320/iPhoneUpload-17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400040546869512050" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Here is a side view so you can get a better idea of it.  These are actually mini-buns so they aren't incredibly big.  They run for about 80 yen if I am remembering correctly.  You can buy them at Sankus convenience stores and I'd guess Circle K as they are the same company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, those who know me know that I am not a cute food enthusiast but a horror enthusiast. I am not excited by cute food in the least so I had to make this a little more grotesque.  What better way than eating it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDM25xJs9I/AAAAAAAAACM/Z7n0KJVb7fE/s1600-h/iPhoneUpload-18.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDM25xJs9I/AAAAAAAAACM/Z7n0KJVb7fE/s320/iPhoneUpload-18.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400041196809204690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There we go. Pig pork bun, leaking it's porky innards out for the world to see. There is some cute horror for you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-3504654193130862553?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/3504654193130862553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/pig-pork-buns.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3504654193130862553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3504654193130862553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/11/pig-pork-buns.html' title='Pig Pork Buns'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SvDLv37d6tI/AAAAAAAAAB8/K-G1-enLLtA/s72-c/iPhoneUpload-16.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8647965865001080747</id><published>2009-10-30T01:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-30T01:30:38.558-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monsters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='who is that handsome devil?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo Decadance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nightmare creatures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parties'/><title type='text'>Tokyo Decadance Halloween Special</title><content type='html'>So, this is a little late but on Saturday, the 24th, there was the annual Tokyo Decadance Halloween party.  This year, the event took place at the Christon Cafe in Shinjuku, which is a great place.  Great food, great atmosphere and the wait staff are all super cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the event itself is pretty huge and I am probably the least qualified person to give an overview of what happened because even though I was there from 8pm, a solid two and half hours before the event started, I was busy doing makeup for myself and some other people. And then, when the event started, I was staff in the Haunted house area so I was completely out of the loop for anything that happened until about 3 am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I am able to produce a few pictures taken from friends of my costume and makeup as Tokyo Decadance staff.  I'm the monster:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhM0q64hI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wu-Wc4AFTq8/s1600-h/39850824_464174260.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhM0q64hI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wu-Wc4AFTq8/s320/39850824_464174260.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398304345026126354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is probably the best pic of me alone that I have.  I think there might be others floating around but I haven't seen them yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhBEd1vnI/AAAAAAAAABc/A5QxZKcHLKU/s1600-h/39850824_4254942077.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhBEd1vnI/AAAAAAAAABc/A5QxZKcHLKU/s320/39850824_4254942077.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398304143107800690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Another shot with me and a friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhwWbYtoI/AAAAAAAAABs/sORYHXFx2cQ/s1600-h/39782523_3985346134.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhwWbYtoI/AAAAAAAAABs/sORYHXFx2cQ/s320/39782523_3985346134.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398304955383199362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This one is good for the contrast alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Suqh779F-bI/AAAAAAAAAB0/zZ3TJUsPCgE/s1600-h/39782523_1049236403.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/Suqh779F-bI/AAAAAAAAAB0/zZ3TJUsPCgE/s320/39782523_1049236403.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398305154435250610" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another one with the same friend. I'm pretty much the same, she's slightly different.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The event itself is like a giant club where there are DJs and intermittent shows that occur.  The Halloween event is slightly different than a regular Decadance because the shows that happen tend to be musical performances as opposed to the standard type of strange show or dance that normally occurs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was some of that though, at one point a giant robot that was probably 12 ft tall was walking around the dance floor.  There were live performances, none of which I was able to see because I was either doing something staff related or something makeup related.  Rolly, who plays Frank-N-Furter in the Japanese version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show performed. Some other bands as well but I am out of the loop on that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My main goal was to creep people out or frighten them depending on my mood at the moment.  So that's what I did. I was a very successful monster for sure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In total there must have been over a 1000 people who came to the event.  It was jam packed with people and even the high-ceilings of the Christon Cafe couldn't keep the place from heating way up.  The event itself is easily the best Halloween event in Japan, but also a fun event whenever it happens.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8647965865001080747?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8647965865001080747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/tokyo-decadance-halloween-special.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8647965865001080747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8647965865001080747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/tokyo-decadance-halloween-special.html' title='Tokyo Decadance Halloween Special'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuqhM0q64hI/AAAAAAAAABk/Wu-Wc4AFTq8/s72-c/39850824_464174260.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8634111036175323750</id><published>2009-10-28T22:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T22:37:39.158-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nightmare foods'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lovecraftian cosmic horror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='otherworldly horror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mayonnaise'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snacks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scallops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chips'/><title type='text'>You can't out-weird Japanese chips.</title><content type='html'>Another blast from the past kind of post for people who read my private blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the idea of this post started after a friend of mine posted a entry on his blog about "Ketchup and fries flavored potato snacks". The conversation on that came around to the obvious meta-ness of a potato snack being flavored as fries but also that Ketchup is kind of an off flavor for fries.  However, having lived in Japan for nearly 5 years at this point, I've come across things that were multitudes more horrifying in the chip flavor department, and as an example of that I went to the nearest convenience store and took a picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is what I came up with:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-7.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-7.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is the flavor you ask?  Scallops and mayonnaise.  No really, scallops and mayonnaise. That seems like an abomination that shouldn't have been unleashed on potato chips or the snack eating population as a whole.  Maybe I'm biased due to my hate of seafood though?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="ljcmt890931"&gt;It's like eating chips but with the extra worry that you might get seafood related food poisoning! (not that there is raw seafood in them but I wouldn't be able to get away from that worry)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also note, these are only the weirdest I could find on the fly, I'm sure there are tons more where that came from. Hell, the ones below it are Japanese Curry flavor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8634111036175323750?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8634111036175323750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-cant-out-weird-japanese-chips.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8634111036175323750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8634111036175323750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-cant-out-weird-japanese-chips.html' title='You can&apos;t out-weird Japanese chips.'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-1805786245842541600</id><published>2009-10-27T21:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T22:04:39.193-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='not your mom&apos;s communion wafer?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strange diets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weirdness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='or is it?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus body'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='body'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><title type='text'>Maybe the weight loss comes through blood loss?</title><content type='html'>This post is an old one for my personal friends but completely new to a non-private forum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other day I went out to the local drug store in order to pick up a few things, mostly soap to wash dishes and a can of blood orange juice and in my walking around the store I stumbled upon this beauty:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-5.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;What it is, I am not entirely sure.  Possibly it is some kind of diet supplement or maybe it is some kind of vitamin supplement.  I didn't pay that much attention to the actual item so much as the weirdness of it.  It was given a rather large display near the vitamins and supplements though so we can go with that at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a up close shot of the meaningless text:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-1805786245842541600?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/1805786245842541600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/maybe-weight-loss-comes-through-blood.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/1805786245842541600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/1805786245842541600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/maybe-weight-loss-comes-through-blood.html' title='Maybe the weight loss comes through blood loss?'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-3160346954776552878</id><published>2009-10-25T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-25T22:03:48.525-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Septuple hamburger madness</title><content type='html'>The weekend was crazy and busy and all types of tiring but despite all of that I did manage to get done a lot of what I wanted to get done so that makes me excited. One of the things I wanted to get done was to get over to Burger King to take part in their ridiculous Windows 7 tie-in promotion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is an ad for it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuUnpaBxbiI/AAAAAAAAABI/mwNjiA1yRZs/s1600-h/windows7whopper.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuUnpaBxbiI/AAAAAAAAABI/mwNjiA1yRZs/s320/windows7whopper.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396763320788282914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The main block of text, the one over the burgers reads:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"This extravagant colossal burger consists of 7 approximately 113g beef patties on a 13cm diameter American size bun"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That means, minus the bun and whopper condiments the thing is starting out at 791g. Altogether and after cooking we're probably looking at a 2 pound burger here. This is the kind of thing you'd only expect to find in America yet strangely enough it showed up in Japan. And as a promotion for Windows 7 of all things. Weird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I ordered the burger and paid the ridiculous cost, which was around $20 including the set I got with it, and trudged upstairs to sit and eat this ridiculous salute to meat and Windows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-14.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 800px; height: 600px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-14.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you can see, I am an onion ring guy. Also, if you look closely you can see that the burger is nearly as tall as the drink cup. It was really enormous. Actually, it was too large for me to eat in any normal way. I couldn't pick it up because it literally rained grease, making the bottom bun into an impromptu grease sponge, and I had no silverware because, you know, it's Burger King.  What I was left with was eiter tearing it apart until it was an edible size or sectioning it off.  I chose to remove 5 of the patties after a few ill advised attempts at eating it whole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me tell you, eating a septuple whopper is not possible for someone like me. I am what Japanese people call 小食, ie. a light eater so the possibility of me finishing this was like the possibility of me fighting dog men on mars with OJ simpson; something that only happens in my dreams. I really tried hard to eat as much as I could though. That was a mistake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ate all the onion rings and drank the ginger ale I had with the burger but the burger itself was somewhere around 40% finished before I started feeling like the guy sitting next to me was going to be wearing the Windows 7 whopper if I ate anymore of it. I opted to stop at that point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a close up shot of the burger itself:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-15.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-15.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For anyone in Japan who wants to try the burger or attempt to finish it, you have to hurry because the promotion only run until October, 28th, 2009. That doesn't leave you a lot of time to get one so rush out now and buy one. Or, if you live outside of Japan, I guess you could buy 7 whoppers, disassemble 6 of them and add all the meat onto the remaining one to get the same effect*.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;asterisk: I am not responsible for any nausea, vomiting, cholesterol level rise,  or weight gain involved by taking the above advice. Love, Joe.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-3160346954776552878?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/3160346954776552878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/septuple-hamburger-madness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3160346954776552878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3160346954776552878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/septuple-hamburger-madness.html' title='Septuple hamburger madness'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/SuUnpaBxbiI/AAAAAAAAABI/mwNjiA1yRZs/s72-c/windows7whopper.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-3486747911740988405</id><published>2009-10-22T18:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T18:56:10.325-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And, for all those interested, the newest seasonal Pepsi: Azuki</title><content type='html'>The newest seasonal Pepsi has come out and this time it's another traditional Japanese style flavor.  Last time we had Shiso, this time we have Azuki. I'm not sure anyone knows what azuki is outside of people who like Japanese sweets so I'll explain, it's basically a small red sweet bean. It's the bean the is used to make anko, the red bean paste that is prevalent in Japanese sweets and snacks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a shot of it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-12.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a second shot that is a close up of the label text:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-13.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 800px;" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/iPhoneUpload-13.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The text roughly translates as:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"An elegant meeting of Pepsi and Azuki. An exciting and new cola with refined sweetness."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, that is really rough, but you get the gist anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The taste is kind of Azuki kind of sweet cotton candy or something like that. I guess it's not bad. I probably won't be running out to buy any more bottles of it but I did finish the bottle I bought so that is saying something.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-3486747911740988405?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/3486747911740988405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/and-for-all-those-interested-newest.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3486747911740988405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/3486747911740988405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/and-for-all-those-interested-newest.html' title='And, for all those interested, the newest seasonal Pepsi: Azuki'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-6764427184630621118</id><published>2009-10-20T22:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T00:41:22.382-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mammoth meat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='primitive snacking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bonk&apos;s adventure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bizarre disclaimer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snacks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><title type='text'>Snacking, like a scene from Bonk's Adventure</title><content type='html'>Yesterday, while spending some time with some friends, I stopped by a convenience store to pick up some snacks and other food for the occasion. Of course, convenience stores are a plentiful source of stuff ranging from normal to soon to be gone because of it's bizarre quirkiness. Yesterday I ran into one of the latter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/St6WZdxq4mI/AAAAAAAAAAg/J_sLt0gYf5U/s1600-h/iPhoneUpload-10.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/St6WZdxq4mI/AAAAAAAAAAg/J_sLt0gYf5U/s320/iPhoneUpload-10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394914767870288482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The packaging, which is bright yellow and contains the picture of what appears to be a piece of cartoon meat taken from any of the various Bonk's Adventure games popular on the Turbografx 16 all those years ago (and let's face, not much was popular on the TG-16), is called "Mammoth Meat!?" (yes the punctuation is included in the name). The text above reads something like "A snack for a primitive experience". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, even better than that, there is an actual disclaimer reading "This is a snack in the image of mammoth meat. The product contains no actual mammoth meat". As if people need to be reminded that mammoths became extinct somewhere around 4,500 years ago and there are no living mammoths for making snacks of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The actual product looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/St6ZJ3rhrWI/AAAAAAAAAA4/F69IXhCG26w/s1600-h/iPhoneUpload-11.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/St6ZJ3rhrWI/AAAAAAAAAA4/F69IXhCG26w/s320/iPhoneUpload-11.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394917798480817506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This treat, frightening similar in appearance to a dog treat, actually tastes pretty good. I'd describe the flavor as a thin, crunchy mix between something vaguely meat flavored and a cheeze-it. The people I was with all gave it a thumbs up in terms of flavor, including one person who quickly declared it their new favorite snack. I can almost guarantee these will be gone in no time.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-6764427184630621118?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/6764427184630621118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/snacking-like-scene-bonks-adventure.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6764427184630621118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6764427184630621118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/snacking-like-scene-bonks-adventure.html' title='Snacking, like a scene from Bonk&apos;s Adventure'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/St6WZdxq4mI/AAAAAAAAAAg/J_sLt0gYf5U/s72-c/iPhoneUpload-10.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-6270284270376630767</id><published>2009-10-19T22:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T22:54:10.225-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gothic cooking with La Carmina</title><content type='html'>This is kind of old at this point but since I was lazy about updating over the summer I didn't mention it here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, here is my appearance in &lt;a href="http://www.lacarmina.com/"&gt;La Carmina&lt;/a&gt;'s gothic cooking show; Death Cookbook.&lt;br /&gt;I am the hungry ghost making an all white dish vs. La Carmina's all black dish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zr36TF2xeU8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zr36TF2xeU8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Follow the links in the "more info" tab of the video for the recipe and links to La Carmina's entry on this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-6270284270376630767?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/6270284270376630767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/gothic-cooking-with-la-carmina.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6270284270376630767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6270284270376630767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/gothic-cooking-with-la-carmina.html' title='Gothic cooking with La Carmina'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-6890131543997355275</id><published>2009-10-18T23:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-18T23:53:24.209-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The age of pumpkin is upon us.</title><content type='html'>Japan in general is very big on seasonal items.  Every season has a flavor or two that becomes ubiquitous during a few week to month period before it is in turn gobbled up by the next seasonal item on the list.  You'll show up in the store to find everything is strawberry flavored or has something to do with strawberries only to come back a while later to find that strawberries have been wiped from the world and replaced by chestnuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this constant Brahma, Visnu, Shiva type situation for food products the variety of things to purchase in are simultaneously expanded and shrunk in interesting ways. You'll no longer be able to find those delightful mango tea drinks at the convenience store but they will be replaced by an inevitable round of mango or grape in good time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This comes up because, in the current state, pumpkin, or more correctly kabocha is everywhere. There is pumpkin pudding late at the convenience store and pumpkin cream pastries at the bakery near my job. Last night I ate at a restaurant and a large portion of their special menu involved something with kabocha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the menu that I was looking at:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/StwKj6aoW5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/iWY2lm7mGFw/s1600-h/47136742_134.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/StwKj6aoW5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/iWY2lm7mGFw/s320/47136742_134.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394198065775664018" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On this menu, four of the 7 items involve some type of kabocha use not to mention the normal pumpkin variants that appeared as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first item is a mashed kabocha salad with cheese sauce,the second a kabocha gnocchi, the third was some kind of kabocha dessert and the fourth is represented in the mixed dessert at the end.  Not on the list but also special was a pizza with kabocha slices on it. Needless to say, it's pumpkin mania here in Tokyo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-6890131543997355275?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/6890131543997355275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/age-of-pumpkin-is-upon-us.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6890131543997355275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/6890131543997355275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/10/age-of-pumpkin-is-upon-us.html' title='The age of pumpkin is upon us.'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_beMg6ZJWHGw/StwKj6aoW5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/iWY2lm7mGFw/s72-c/47136742_134.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-608165655058463507</id><published>2009-07-02T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T21:38:20.152-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Vs Japan'/><title type='text'>A new home for a new blog</title><content type='html'>I moved my restart of Joe VS Japan to Blogger because I have a separate blogger account that I use already and it makes more logistical sense to do both at the same time through the same email.  I'm just trying to make my internet life a bit easier.  Anyawy, content has been completely moved to here and the previous home has been deleted.  Hopefully anyone who was reading will be back here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-608165655058463507?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/608165655058463507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-home-for-new-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/608165655058463507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/608165655058463507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-home-for-new-blog.html' title='A new home for a new blog'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-1203911718641359463</id><published>2009-07-01T18:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T21:42:49.075-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lolita'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Club Scene'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sisen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo Decadance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cyber'/><title type='text'>Tokyo Decadance 6/20/2009</title><content type='html'>In a feature I should call "Tales from a few weeks ago" which will cover things that I was too lazy to update on at the time, I'll talk about Tokyo Decadance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you who don't know, Tokyo Decadance is probably one of the most interesting events that occurs in Tokyo.  It's a monthly club event that makes an attempt to combine the various underground club people into one event so you have lolitas and goths mixed with cyber and fetish and whatever else you can think of.  It tends to succeed as it's generally crowded and full of interesting people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are a few examples:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_1166873092.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1166873092.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_1405207419.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1405207419.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_1463276724.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1463276724.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_171710390.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_171710390.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_1803972945.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1803972945.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_1840011054.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1840011054.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2074929071.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2074929071.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2092715543.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2092715543.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2189006250.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2189006250.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2316122807.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2316122807.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2402302242.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2402302242.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2490837429.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2490837429.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2501640207.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2501640207.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_2782537782.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_2782537782.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_3299790890.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_3299790890.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_3552689524.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_3552689524.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_3965680838.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_3965680838.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_398101568.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_398101568.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_4210791599.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_4210791599.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/?action=view&amp;current=33819493_4225882857.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_4225882857.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, Tokyo Decadance itself occurs almost monthly.  Sometimes there are off months due to European tours but generally it's monthly.  A standard Decadance involves DJs, various shows and a lot of cool fashion and interesting people.  It's the perfect venue for creative people to have a fun night and a meet other creative people.&lt;br /&gt;If you are ever in Tokyo when there is a Tokyo Decadance I urge you to stop by at least once.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-1203911718641359463?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/1203911718641359463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/in-feature-i-should-call-tales-from-few.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/1203911718641359463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/1203911718641359463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/in-feature-i-should-call-tales-from-few.html' title='Tokyo Decadance 6/20/2009'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/Tokyo%20Decadance%2006-20-09/th_33819493_1166873092.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-8777114764437775942</id><published>2009-07-01T18:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T21:40:09.433-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iphone 3GS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infrared'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mystery school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='QR codes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iphone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gnosticism'/><title type='text'>Studying at the foot of Mani</title><content type='html'>Last weekend my cell phone broke.&amp;nbsp; Suddenly, the buttons stopped working so I stopped being able to do anything with the phone except turn it on and off and briefly use it as a flashlight in the dark.&amp;nbsp; As there are many cheaper and better flashlight alternatives, I decided to get myself a new phone.&lt;br /&gt;Getting a cell phone in Japan can be easy or it can be somewhat similar to a Gnostic entry password to heaven, that is to say, full of bizarre passwords and hand signals.&amp;nbsp; My phone buying experience was more of the latter.&lt;br /&gt;Japan has 3 major phone carriers:&amp;nbsp; Kddi/Au, Docomo and Softbank.&amp;nbsp; I have, for the entirety of my time in Japan (5 years total), always used Kddi/Au as my provider.&amp;nbsp; Mostly because it has a good service range and good pricing plans.&amp;nbsp; The phones tended to be less cool than the Docomo phones though as Docomo tends to put all types of extra features in before anyone else.&amp;nbsp; Softbank, the former Vodafone, was never much of an option because they generally had bad coverage when compared to Kddi/Au or Docomo even if their pricing plans are cheaper.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, my phone is broken so I head to the Au shop in order to figure out something.&amp;nbsp; I browsed around at phones and I can honestly say I am always impressed by new phone functions.&amp;nbsp; There were solar charging phones and built in exercise/calorie counters, 10 megapixel cameras and a bevy of other standard features that would have seemed impossible, and probably were, 5 years ago.&lt;br /&gt;After speaking with the shop staff I found that buying a new phone would be expensive and fixing my current phone would take weeks so, instead of renewing, I took a bold step in the direction of the new and canceled my contract.&amp;nbsp; The process was, after I spoke the necessary passwords, gave the required hand gestures and danced the needed jig, relatively painless.&lt;br /&gt;The closest cell phone shop to my house is a Softbank shop so I figured I'd give them a chance and went in.&amp;nbsp; There were some pretty spectacular phones there, ones with highly functioning cameras and e-book readers and whatever else you can think of in terms of cell phone use.&lt;br /&gt;All of the Japanese cell phones, even the basic, "free if you sign up for anything" phones are incredibly function heavy (unless you specifically buy the phones for old people that purposely have minimal functions) but in the end I decided on aniPhone 3GS.&lt;br /&gt;The benefits for the iPhone are many while the drawbacks are few, though seemingly the drawbacks are rather Japan centered.&amp;nbsp; For example, the biggest complaint I've heard about theiphone is the lack of infrared sending/receiving.&amp;nbsp; While never all that popular in the US, infrared sending is very popular in Japan for exchanging numbers back an forth between phones.&amp;nbsp; I've used it many many times myself.&amp;nbsp; TheiPhone lacks this function.&lt;br /&gt;The workaround appears to be use of a QR code.&amp;nbsp; Pretty much all Japanese phones can read QR codes (those codes that look like a magic eye puzzle but can be used to read data) and theiPhone offers a cheap (115 yen) app that creates one out of any address book data you might have. Though still, this isn't ideal.&lt;br /&gt;Thought the benefits far outweigh the few negatives.&amp;nbsp; For example, I was able to combine my phone, my ipod and my electronic dictionary all within the iphone while also gaining the ability to watch movies (yeah my ipod was 5 years old and couldn't display video).&amp;nbsp; My bag is so much lighter.&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure most of you know the iPhone is a good phone, however the process of getting the iPhone was not so easy.&amp;nbsp; I had to do a lot of ridiculous hoop jumping to get mine.&lt;br /&gt;Let me summarize in easy to read list form:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Go to Softbank shop and order the iPhone (it wasn't      released in Japan      until the 26th)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Fill out a ridiculous amount of paperwork which required all types of extra stuff I needed to go home and get (bank card, credit card, passport, foreigner registration).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Wait for a call confirming the arrival of the iPhone.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Schedule an available time to activate the iPhone after      the phone arrived.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Go to the scheduled activation, again carrying all of my related items, in order to fill out more paperwork and do more waiting involving activation.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Fill out forms for some cashback related stuff.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pay a truckload of money. (On a side note, I really had to pay a ton because my visa is not valid for 24 more months, actually it still has 22 months on it but that was not good enough to get an immediate discount.&amp;nbsp; This left me having to pay full, undiscounted price for the iphone with the guarantee that I would get the discount price back over the period of 24 months.)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Leave with my iPhone and download a ton of Japanese      iPhone apps.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Manually input all of my previous contacts.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;In the end, I feel less like I got a new phone and more like I joined an arcane mystery school.&amp;nbsp; However, I have a new phone and hopefully I won't have to go through this again for another 5 years at least.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-8777114764437775942?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/8777114764437775942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/last-weekend-my-cell-phone-broke_01.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8777114764437775942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/8777114764437775942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/last-weekend-my-cell-phone-broke_01.html' title='Studying at the foot of Mani'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-972459307418568772</id><published>2009-07-01T18:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T19:51:58.911-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shiso'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pepsi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='interesting drink flavors'/><title type='text'>Of Pepsi and Perilla</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Summer has arrived in Tokyo again which is a signal for all types of things.  The first being the extreme rise in my electrity bill due to near constant air conditioner use, but after that, is the release of another strange flavor of Pepsi.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Like the others most of you probably know about (cucumber, yogurt) this year's entry into the wide world of Japanese Pepsi variants is Shiso:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: center;" class="mceTemp mceIEcenter"&gt;&lt;dl id="attachment_7" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 250px;"&gt;&lt;dt class="wp-caption-dt"&gt;&lt;img class="size-full wp-image-7" title="09-06-26_16-18" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/09-06-26_16-18.jpg" mce_src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c252/hakujinjoe/09-06-26_16-18.jpg" alt="Shiso Pepsi" height="320" width="240" /&gt;&lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dd class="wp-caption-dd"&gt;Shiso Pepsi&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shiso, also known as perilla or beefsteak  plant, is commonly used in japan as a wrapper for various things.  It is also used as flavoring in soups and for all types of other dishes, my personal favorite being Shiso Gyoza.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I must admit, Shiso is not the first flavor that comes to mind when I think "this would be an awesome flavort to sweeten and carbonate!", actually it's pretty low on my list, somewhere in between hot dog and shallot.  So, needless to say, I didn't quite go into the taste test of this with high hopes.  However, the taste ends up being not so terrible.  It's definitely shiso but sweet enough to not be overpoweringly so.  I would describe it as a sweet, grassy flavor with a hint of mint.  Actually, that kind of makes it sound worse than it is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-972459307418568772?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/972459307418568772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/summer-has-arrived-in-tokyo-again-which.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/972459307418568772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/972459307418568772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/summer-has-arrived-in-tokyo-again-which.html' title='Of Pepsi and Perilla'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5809376187502915203.post-2850781143434134834</id><published>2009-07-01T18:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T18:08:48.333-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tokyo'/><title type='text'>Welcome Back</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;6 years ago, I ran the somewhat popular (couple hundred thousand hits per month!) blog  "joevsjapan.com".  I ran the blog in my initial days in Japan while I was studying abroad and tended to post on topics of varied interest.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The site itself was a self hosted wordpress blog.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The problem came when I returned to the US and, due to the timing, found that I had lost my domain name to ad scammers.  I guess I lapsed the registration renewal period in the time that I was lacking internet access when I moved back. Anyway, the blog became no more after that.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Until now.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I moved back to Japan four years ago and have been silently updating on Japan related topics on my private blog for the entire time.  For those of you who actually know me, some of the content here might be repetative.  For those who don't, expect something interesting and exciting.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;For now, this has just started back up so there is little content or design going on.  Bear with me while I get things back up to working order.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Regards.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Joe&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5809376187502915203-2850781143434134834?l=joevsjapan.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/feeds/2850781143434134834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/2850781143434134834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5809376187502915203/posts/default/2850781143434134834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joevsjapan.blogspot.com/2009/07/welcome-back.html' title='Welcome Back'/><author><name>Joe (★ジョー）</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11563310906100941999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
